For some odd reason I have just been collected tidbits of information on my desktop in Stickies. Some are funny and others are no use to you. But here they all are and I’ve included explanations:
1) Customer: What P?
Support: The P on your keyboard.
Customer: What do you mean?
Support: P on your keyboard.
Customer: I’m not going to do that!
2) bloggerbuttons@yahoo.co.uk
3) So didn’t Smith call the Oracle “mom” in the kitchen (M3)? If so, then try this on for size. The Oracle has been running the show here the whole time to try and pulled off the ultimate hack against the machines (and the Architect).
Follow along: The Oracle created (thus becoming “mom”) and passed the “Smith Virus” (the virus needed to set Smith free and wreak havoc on the Matrix) to Neo in the first movie (M1) through the cookie she gives him at their first meeting. Neo is unaffective, because it is not written for him. Neo then unknowingly passes the virus to Smith at the end of M1 when he enters him. Smith in his own mind is “set free”, but in reality is simply unknowingly serving the purposes of the Oracle. He is a virus that is programmed to replicate and gain power.
Smith then becomes a self-perpetuatiing virus that did not exist in the previous six cycles of the Matrix. He becomes the wild card. The one factor the machines didn’t count on. The Oracle set it up this way because she saw the bigger picture and believed Neo really could break the cycle…he had more mojo than the previous “ones”…but she needed a barginning chip to take to the machines to bring peace (the Smith Virus).
Once here plan is put into motion the machines are faced with a two-fold problem. Either destroy the humans (and Neo) and risk having Smith overrun the Matrix thus loosing control of it. Or use Neo (who was being used all along by the Oracle to serve her purpose with cookies, candy, etc.) to stop Smith at the cost of breaking the Matrix cycle and bringing peace to the humans of Zion.
Ultimately, I believe the Oracle pulled off a coup. She released a virus into the system to basically hold it hostage (Smith) and then presented the cure (Neo) in order to secure her goal (peace).
This all comes together very well when you look at the last bit of dialogue between her and the Architect. It’s almost like she’s saying…”See, I can shake things up and change the way the system works. Let’s see where it goes from here.”
She started with freeing and protecting Zion…her next move might be on a much larger scale.
4) “Harry! Simply SPLENDID to see you, old boy-”
“Marvelous! Absoutely spiffing!”
“Mum! How really corking to see you!”
5) Hip!
EXPLANATIONS:
1) This is a odd joke I found on this html website where I was trying to find out how to change the font in just a specific part of a paragraph. They had other one’s but none were just as dumb as this one.
2) This is the e-mail address that was in OutLook Express (the e-mail program). I hate how that program opens up everytime you click the e-mail button. You need the address so you have to open it but you already know that you are going to have to log into your normal e-mail account anyway. Why do they even bother (and yet I still did the same thing on this site, DON’T PRESS THE ALANNA MASZEROWSKI LINK! LOL!). So I put the address on a Stickie and will e-mail them later. Why am I e-mailing Blogger Buttons? Because I made a button for my prototype blog (which by the way, looks “hip”[more on that later]) and I want to show off my skills, because it took longer than I anticipated.
3) If you look at my test blog, you’ll notice that the template has changed once again, now to a Matrix theme. Well, while I was looking for a template I stumbled across this in a fourm and it was cool so I thought I’d actually put it here but I was lazy so instead I just put it in a Stickie. I think I understand what this person was thinking but who really knows, because this is all a ficton story and it hints trekkie: 2003 if you ask me.
4) This is a funny quote that I found in some fourm that turned up in Google when I attempted to find the date of the release of the 6th book (I didn’t get that far cause I got distracted). I remember reading it and no, they don’t talk like that in the book. The people talking were making fun of their older brother who’s really stuck-up. I don’t know, the corking part really gets me.
5) This is a word that Liz used the other day. I don’t remember the context or why she said it, but I thought it was so funny. Who says “Hey, that thing is hip.”. Nobody, that’s why it’s funny. OMG I am so saying that all the time for now on!
I also have a bazillion Post-it notes everwhere. When I get borded (i.e. when my computer freezes) I just write on a random slice of paper. Here’s what the still readable one’s say (without explanations, I’m getting tired):
1)WINTER’S COMING! (Where’s the shovel?)
2)You and I in a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got. Set them free at the break of dawn, ’till one by one, they were gone.
3) fish bowl teal wild flower purple gorgeous green
4)My name’s Hurbert and I’m an iMac. I rock!
5) When the clock strikes midnight the computer will freeze, so please, pretty please, SAVE!
P.S. If anyone can guess where the quote in #2 comes from will receive a prize beyond your wildest dreams!
