I wanna go on a trip!

Yah Geneseo!!!!!!!! That school is so small but i hope u like it and ur not to far from home. R u staying on campus?

dain- ok.

mikkety-k- freshmen and sophomores have to stay on campus, so yes. and i’m super excited. are you still going to that place in atlanta?

Possibly…im waiting to here from brockport. But if i dont get in there…IM GOING TO ATLANTA!!!!! :-(

that’s cool. brockport’s pretty awesome, i know a lot of people that go there : )

You are suppose to go take the tour and then decide. I hope you don’t use this upside down commit and then look logic when you are shopping for a husband or even for shoes for that matter.

i’ve been to geneseo, i have friends that go to geneseo, i’ve talked to my parents and my school counselor, i’ve talked to countless students that go there, i’ve read reviews on the internet, i wikipedia’d it, i love geneseo.

also, i don’t plan on getting married (mostly due to self-image issues and such) and i’ve worn the same shoes in the same size for 6 years.

Well here’s a dilema that you may not expect but will most assuredly consider when the time comes. Being a little old lady with no family, you will have to make a decision about your cats. On one hand you love your cats and love to be with them. However because kitties can not use the telephone, when you die no one will be there to call the mortician. When you don’t feed the cats, because you’re dead, they’ll likely start to eat you. So as you get older and older you are going to have to train your cats to use the phone in case of emergency. But remember only for an emergency or they will be on it all day long, forceing you to think about a few things. Who could they possibly be talking to? Do they have more friends than me? and should I put a block on the long distance #’s because I can’t afford these phone bills and 977 #’s anymore. Barring training the cats in phone handling, you might think “well I don’t want them to eat me when I’m dead so you’ll invent many rube goldberg type contraptions for dispensing food to them automatically until enough time has past for the postman to notice that you are not picking up your mail and hey maybe I should call a mortician or at least my supervisor or something. This is a good plan but remember you are going to have to rely on the good will of your postman, which in my own instance would not be a reliable thing as I don’t get any mail. I think this, possibly has two points behind it. One, I’m not married and no one sends me anything, which might be your own slip up, and squirrels live in my mailbox, and I think they frighten the mailman. So if you plan on haveing a mailman alert the authorities to your death before the cats run out of food and begin to eat you, remember the criteria here. 1) maintain your postal relationship. Gifts to the postman on the holidays, a wave from the window showing that your still alive etc… 2) Enter lots of sweepstakes so that you’ll keep getting mail. With no family, who’ll be there to send you anything? So remember enter lots of sweepstakes and give to political organizations like the republican party. A couple bucks and you’ll be on their mailing list for years and years. 3) Keep your mailbox free of squirrels and other rodentia. Squirrels jumping out at the postman could keep him from delivering mail in the future, thus severing you link to the outside world. 4) Plenty of Kibble. A closet full of Kibble and some clever auto feed release on the container so that the cats remain fed. And don’t forget the water and an auto cleaning litter box too!

Well I hope that you give this some consideration when you are making your life plans.

LMAO. good thing i don’t like cats, eh?

LMAO ??? You’ll have to start likeing cats. What else will you have? Fish?

lmao means “laughing my a** off.” it’s internet lingo. like lol “laughing out loud.”

fish are okay, i guess. cats are terrible though, they’re always jumping on you. marta’s cat boo is the only cat that i love, she’s awesome.

i am thinking of getting a cat just to stave off the eventual mind melting loneliness of singlehood. i didnt look at it from the “they might try to eat me someday” but i did see the stereotypical implications of being a single woman and owning a cat.

AAAAAH! u cant go to college! when people go to college, the end up not fun!!! it happened to jeff, it happend to dan, and its going to happen to u!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Well you really have to think these pet decisions through. Never get a pet that will potentially outlive you AND who would eat you for food. Either make sure they die first or have them live in a aquatic environment.

curls- lol, perhaps you should instead keep looking for a boyfriend, as he probably (i hope) will not “try to eat you someday.”

stevie- don’t worry man, i’m pretty laid back and fun, and i’ll be staying close to home, so i’ll be around liz a lot. i mean, i still play pokemon yellow and read harry potter, i’m not getting lame too fast!

pete- that’s a pretty good idea, actually. curls, you should get a fish. or you can have liz’s friggin’ pet frog, it’s been in the dinning room for way too long now, no one likes it any more.