Q: what happens when the “O” in your residence hall’s sign for “SOUTH” disappears, making it say “SUTH?”

A: grab your friend sruthi’s mini stapler and staple remover, sneak over to northside, and steal their O (they were already missing their R and H). then sneak into the basement, take the underground hall to southside, and staple the stolen O back up. then run away.

Q: what happens when you find that the time has come to do your laundry, and you have to put in the very jeans you have on, and your other pair is already in the basket of dirty laundry?

A:
i would like to note that i am at college, and at college this is completely acceptable when you have no other pants to wear and it’s 50 degrees outside.

Q: what happens when you labor away making some cd’s for a friend and then, after placing the stamped and addressed package in the mailbox, find that half of the cd’s are still in your backpack?

A: walk all the way back to the college union to buy another envelope, then go all the way back to your dorm to buy another shipping label from the postal service (after arguing with customer service after it charges you for three instead of two), then write another letter explaining why you have sent your friend two packages, and then walk all the way back to the college union and send the second package.