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vegetarians rockwhen i was a kid i thought that vegetarians eat rocks. my reasoning? they don’t eat anything that was alive, so they can’t eat animals, and they can’t eat plants. that only leaves rocks. tasty, tasty rocks. |
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vegetarians rockwhen i was a kid i thought that vegetarians eat rocks. my reasoning? they don’t eat anything that was alive, so they can’t eat animals, and they can’t eat plants. that only leaves rocks. tasty, tasty rocks. |
i never thought about it, but looking back i probably would have thought the same thing.
i suppose it’s okay to teach kids that fruits and vegetables used to be “alive,” but teaching them that vegetarians don’t eat anything that was alive around the same time may be confusing. dang, just as confusing as that sentence was.
Ha, I like your reasoning, Lanni :) I’m a semi-vegetarian. I usually make vegetarian dishes at home and I try to eat vegetarian most of the time. However, sometimes, I just want to eat some meat.
i’d classify myself as a semi-vegetarian too. i don’t eat meat here at school other than chicken. and i eat hamburgers when i’m at home. just can’t kick the habit, you know?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Meat, in its broadest definition, is animal tissue used as food. Most often it refers to skeletal muscle and associated fat, but it may also refer to non-muscle organs, including lungs, livers, skin, brains, bone marrow and kidneys.
The word meat is also used by the meat packing and butchering industry in a more restrictive sense - the flesh of mammalian species (pigs, cattle, etc.) raised and butchered for human consumption, to the exclusion of POULTRY, fish, and eggs.
CHICKEN
well that’s crazy! guess i’m more of a vegetarian than i thought. though i still couldn’t give up beef, the meatiest meat of all the meats.
This reminds me of the old SNL skit for “Quarry” cereal that made from rocks - “Better tastin’, ’cause it’s mined.”
I’d post a YouTube link but I’m at work.
hahahaha, i must see the clip. post it when you get home, yo!
All I could find was: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76hquarry.phtml
Apparently, NBC had YouTube take down all the SNL clips. The best part was at the end, the sound of crunching was so loud you could barely hear anything else.
Daughter: I like Quarry ’cause it’s crunchy.
Farmwife: What?
Daughter: [ louder ] I said, I like Quarry ’cause it’s crunchy!
that was probably the best part! i can totally see this being on snl. classic!