30 ROCK
aw! dennis is the subway hero! too bad i’m a hardcore jack/liz shipper, dennis is hilarious.

“that’s where we kept our opium pipes and switchblades.”
“we called this the jew room.”

hahaha, liz lemon = sally field

“i never left, i just wandered the halls all night. i didn’t see a soul — except a big lesbian. who is conan o’brien? and why is she so sad?”

liz: maybe a couple of photos where you’re not doing the thumbs up?
dennis: nah, that’s my thing!
 

THE OFFICE
“i lost a penny out of my loafers!” hahaha, i had penny loafers when i was 10, and i put pennies in them too — andy and i are both NERDS!

andy: i left my phone in the car.
phyllis: call us when you get there so we know you’re okay.

oscar mayer weiner lover!

a jolly sassy opera singer!

“what part of suren’t don’t you understand?”

we need to assemble the five families!

JIM IS GOING TO PROPOSE TO PAM!!!!
HE’S GOING TO EFFING PROPOSE TO HER! HE HAS THE RING ALREADY! OMG!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! I HAVE BEEN FANGIRLISHLY SQUEEING FOR FIVE MINUTES! MY BRAIN JUST EFFING EXPLODED!

“pam? will you wait for me a second while i tie my shoe?”