THE OFFICE:
mark greg sputnik!

“hey kids — your daddy left that face hole.”

lame mad libs yo.
once upon a very nice time there was a small lady named angela who did nice madlibs with her nice boyfriend catfood.

“it’s just noise coming out of a lame scientist.”

“do you know what energize means? if you pamela morgan beesly—”
“don’t! don’t! if you propose to me during the michael meeting i will say no.”
“well, it’s too late cause i’m proposing that you get me a cup of coffee which would energize me greatly and make me the happiest man in the world.”
*SQUEE! JAM!*

5, 4, 3, 2, DO IT.

WAS DARRYL DOING A RUBIK’S CUBE!?

fluffy fingers! when someone gets in your face, you just start tickling them.

TOBY’S A JERK! he made jim look bad! one question: how dare he?

“you’re fired like a heart attack.”

30 ROCK:
“this morning i had to cut my own cantaloupe!”

SANDWICH DAY > PRETZEL DAY

FLOYD! <3 <3 <3

“a drinking contest? what am i 12 and at my boyfriend’s frat party?”

alcohol = hill people milk!

“i wolfed my teamster sub for you.”