under the jump because it’s sort of long.

sruthi: heyyy

lanni: hallo

sruthi: okay because im a stalker and all, i’ve been reading your away messages like up the wazoo
sruthi: and my god
sruthi: have you heard of this new thing called…sleep?

lanni: what’s sleep?

sruthi: like its pretty new so i dont know if you…like have done it yet
sruthi: well
sruthi: its this things where like you lay down
sruthi: like on a bed
sruthi: do you know what a bed is?

lanni: i think i have one of those
lanni: kind of rectangular?

sruthi: YEAH!
sruthi: good we’re making progress
sruthi: like its soft
sruthi: and it has pillows on it
sruthi: you know what pillows are?

lanni: those are those big fluffy things, right?

sruthi: yeah and you put your head on it
sruthi: or like your whole body

lanni: really?
lanni: wow

sruthi: yeah
sruthi: i know
sruthi: man you should try it out

lanni: for how long?

sruthi: well, ideally, you should get like 8 hours
sruthi: it sounds scary

lanni: WHAT?

sruthi: yeah, but it feels good

lanni: that’s impossible

sruthi: no trust me
sruthi: all the cool kids are doing it

lanni: maybe i’ll give it a try then
lanni: thanks for the advice, man

sruthi: yeah no problem
sruthi: like maybe sometime you could try it
sruthi: and then like tell me about it

lanni: yeah, maybe i will. maybe even tonight!

sruthi: dude
sruthi: really?
sruthi: good luck