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i’m a terrible persontoday i kicked a squirrel on my way back from calc. it was a complete accident, as i was looking through my bag for my ipod, but it was traumatizing nonetheless. worse than the time i accidentally kicked that chicken. i wasn’t sure if i should laugh or cry, so i played it off like i didn’t notice. looking back on that, i probably should have at least looked a bit concerned, since the squirrel did grunt upon impact and all. |
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OMG I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this- people started looking at me weird. It was awkward. But totally worth the laugh
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ow……..did he shake his little head like in the cartoons?
he ran away pretty friggin’ fast after… the incident. so who knows! hahahaha.
haha i love the rocky pic above this post lan. schotzie learned she can eat goose poop btw. ew.
i was pretty sure i didn’t have a squirrel icon to use for this post, but then i saw my rocky icon and i was like “perfect!”
and that’s gross stevie. thanks for telling me that.
that’s actually really funny.
and did you really kick a chicken?
i’m sure the squirrel is fine, don’t worry.
yes, i kicked a chicken. i was like 15 and i was trying to catch one and whilst doing that i accidentally kicked another one.
i actually wish i could say that i’ve kicked a chicken. not hard. but enough to make it funny.
it’s not funny when you do it, because animals tend to make some sort of grunting noise when kicked. but it’s plenty funny afterwards!