today my calculus teacher took off his sweater when the heater kicked in, revealing a t-shirt with a big picture of archimedes on it. after noticing our shocked faces at this ridiculous t-shirt, he said, “what? archimedes is my homeboy you know.”

on an unrelated note, did you know hannah montana is being canceled? very sad… not. i would now like to direct your attention to this photo i took of alexa in a pink hannah montana t-shirt we found in the children’s clothing section of walmart today.

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT VIDEO. we watched it (and more, like this very awkward shower scene) in chem lab today. the part when the manequin falls in slow motion and then is face down on the floor kills me every time. safety videos should not be this hilarious. wait, i lied, they should.

so i gave carly her shirt at work today, and we decided we’d both wear them then. carly deemed us the “varsity physics team.” it’s very exclusive, you see. only the best of the best. our logo? VXP. yes.

my dad is the coolest person ever. srsly.

i finally bought summer shorts today at old navy. i’ve been putting it off, but my 20% off coupon expired today, so i had to go. this kind of messed with my project-doing plan, but you know (it’s not like i didn’t see that coming). i bought two pairs of snazzy plaid shorts and a skirt for banquet (also plaid, actually).

i’d like to note that i did go to eastview mall, and i didn’t get (extremely) lost getting there and back. i took good ol’ jefferson road the whole way there, since i know i can’t get lost if i don’t have to turn at all. on the way home i thought i’d give 490 a try, and it went well until i noticed i was going past where i wanted to be, so i got off at winton rd, which is by my house, but i got off at the end near east ave. so i took winton across brighton to get home. so that was kind of pointless. my mom said i probably missed the sign for 590, which i was supposed to get on.

i’d also like to note that yes, i got lost last time i went to eastview. my mom said to take 590 north (entrance at winton rd.) until i reached 490 east. i thought i got on 590 north, but it turns out i got onto 590 south, which instead turns into 390. i noticed i was west, not east, when i reached the airport. good times. NOT.

the picture is kind of blurry because i’m not very good at taking photos with one hand, and i couldn’t figure out where to stand when i used the timer.

ETA: I MISSED THE OFFICE AGAIN BECAUSE I HAD TO DRIVE LIZ AND HER FRIENDS TO THE MALL. THIS IS SO TERRIBLE. NO SPOILERS PLEASE (ALTHOUGH I DID CATCH PAM’S SPEECH AT THE END). NO MORE THURSDAY ACTIVITIES FOR THIS GIRL!