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princess unicorn

{ http://www.princessunicorndoll.com }

“my horn can pierce the sky!”

Caution:
- Wash hands thoroughly after handling Princess Unicorn.
- Do not play with Princess Unicorn if you are allergic to lead based paint.
- The spike on Princess Unicorn is incredibly sharp, so Princess Unicorn can pierce the sky. It can also pierce your skin. Handle with care.

a few testimonials
Maybe this present will win my blushing bride back - root-do-do-do-do! Also maybe not, considering how conservative she is and how phallic the horn seems to be..
- Andy B.

Princess Unicorn not only is a wonderful Christmas gift for children but she is also utilitarian as she assists in drilling for oil. Not only does she pierce the sky but she can go through the depths of ice-covered shale.
- Gov. Sarah P

I wish Princess Unicorn could pierce my roommate, Charles.
- Eric L.

oh, and i definitely need a princess unicorn t-shirt, plz and thx.

Sun, Dec 14, 2008 @ 1:11 AM

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lolz tv: the office
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OFF5 & 30R

cut for spoilers for the most recent episodes of the office and 30 rock!

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Thu, Nov 20, 2008 @ 9:10 PM

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SPOILER ALERT meta tv: 30 rock tv: the office
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OFF5 / 30R

blah blah blah spoilers for the office and 30 rock under the cut!

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OFF5 & 30R!

spoilers under the cut, yo.

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general tv things

how i met your mother
dude, finally finished the last of the episodes! i’m all caught up. and i’m not sure i will be able to sleep for awhile. BARNEY/ROBIN FTW. seriously, they are perfect. i love barney so effing much. dammit, why is this show so amazing!? IT LITERALLY BLOWS MY MIND.

future ted: we pretty much stopped having interventions after our “intervention intervention”.
(switch to the gang in intervention position)
ted: we’re having way too many interventions.

the office
too tired tonight to watch whilst blogging, so i’ll just say that it was an excellent but sad episode. we can talk about it in the comments if you want!

holly: *crying*
michael: what’s wrong? did darryl touch you?

30 rock
yeah so i watched this last week, and my viewing of it tonight was actually my fifth. hahahaha. my thoughts? needs more jack/liz, pleaseandthanks.

jack: is this the way my life was supposed to play out? a kid who walked four miles every saturday to caddy because his mother said golf was a game for business men? paid his way through princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard, and working the graveyard shift at that days inn?

pushing daisies
dude, if this show gets canceled i will probably die or something of the sort. apparently the ratings are super low. wtf? it got so many nominations, why is this happening? *sobs* great episode though. i love emerson. not sure how i feel about simone though.

ned: “maurice” and “rolston”?
chuck: you didn’t even know their names?
ned: i’m glad dad got so fun and creative with naming after i left. “goodbye, ned. hello, mercutio and ribald.”
chuck: maurice and rolston!

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OFF5

thoughts on the office (05×04)! spoiler alert, obvs.

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Thu, Oct 23, 2008 @ 9:12 PM

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SPOILER ALERT meta television tv: the office
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OFF5!

cut for the office (05×03) spoilers!

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Thu, Oct 16, 2008 @ 9:08 PM

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SPOILER ALERT meta television tv: the office
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forgot to do my office post!

cut for my thoughts after rewatching the office!

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Sat, Oct 11, 2008 @ 3:44 PM

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SPOILER ALERT meta television tv: the office
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friday’d

best news ever:

i got 100 on my calculus III test!

and new icons:

45 Pushing Daisies (02×01)

bzzzz! )

20 The Office (05×01)

thank you, spoiler alert! )

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michael/holly FTW

this is a clip from the next ep, and it made my day.

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it’s finally office day!

taking notes, as usual. sitting on the floor of the common room with my laptop on… my lap.
MAJOR SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT, YO!
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